Oh god. That's the lamest thing ever, man.Originally Posted by Rudi
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Oh god. That's the lamest thing ever, man.
Man didn't I tell you guys about that? Connor deleted it. All.
Man, did you try using NTFSUndelete? You can usually get that shit back unless it's been written over.
Why the FUCK would he do that? Seriously? What the fuck is wrong with him?
everything would be my guess.
I don't know. I do not know.
I think Tristan is correct in saying 'everything'. He seems fine and then all of a sudden fucks everything up.
I still haven't forgiven him for tipping out all that beer. And breaking Toms garden gnome. And pooing on my toilet seat. What a jerk.
I know that wasn't meant to be funny, but those three acts of vandalism really made me laugh. The beer one is probably the worst. How much did he tip out?
Does he do that shit on purpose to be a cockhead, or is he just retarded or something? Like seriously.
It was a few years ago. Tom was the only one home and Connor came around, I don't know why. Tom said 'You can only stay a while cause I have to go out'. So Connor left and half an hour later came back with one or two other kids. Tom goes 'What are you doing back here?' and Connor said 'I thought you were supposed to be OUT'. Tom was talking to a mate out the front and when he came back out, Connor had thrown rocks at this garden gnome he'd got for his 18th, and had tipped out about half the beers in the fridge, tasting each one (even though they were pretty much all coopers pale). I think he emptied about a dozen. We didn't notice they were missing until later, after he'd gone.
I think he shit on the toilet seat on purpose. Then I told him to clean it off, and he did, but then he got shit all over the bathroom taps. He was probably only about 6 or 7 at that stage. Still, I knew how to shit in a toilet when I was 6.
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