I agree with your views, just don't fucking approach me in public

Rudi · 04-18-2008, 02:48 PM

Seriously. Just now I was walking home and some dickhole in a Greenpeace outfit (complete with a visor, a fucking visor) stopped me, watched me take the earphones from my iPod out, and started trying to talk to me about the plight of whatever. I wasn't rude to him or anything but man it pissed me off. I mean, I have no problem with what Greenpeace does but I don't want to be pulled aside while I go about my business to be nagged about it. Surely this turns people off becoming a member?

slim · 04-18-2008, 02:57 PM

They also hire hot chicks to do their bidding. That is NOT FAIR!

wally funk · 04-18-2008, 03:01 PM

i was approached by a bloke from greenpeace or amnesty or something a few years ago, and after politely listening for several minutes about why i should spend money on them, only for the last thing he asked 'are you over 21?'. at the time, i wasn't. well fuck you for wasting my last ten minutes! that should be the first thing you ask!

Hard Justice Stan · 04-18-2008, 04:20 PM

I find that saying something to the effects that they're preaching to the converted. Maybe even lie and say you're a Greenpeace member and try doing a 'secret handshake' with him. When he's completely confused you can accuse him of not being a Greenpeace member.

Bloppin · 04-20-2008, 06:41 PM

While we're on the topic of being buggef by people, I hear a rumour that Jehovah's Wintesses have begun to stalk Strathewen! While this is bad news for everyone here, you've gotta admire their commitment to thier religion...

wally funk · 04-20-2008, 10:24 PM

if they recruit any of the seven people that live in strathewen, that'll be called a success.

slim · 04-21-2008, 04:16 AM

I hope somebody shoots them.

Laura · 04-21-2008, 07:50 AM

A guy approached me once and started asking all these seemingly random questions about my health, age etc. Took a couple of minutes for him to get to the point...'Well you can donate blood!'. I said 'I know. I did it last week'. And then he high fived me and I missed the train. What a jerk.

I don't think you should shoot Jehovah's witnesses. In my experience they generally just give you a pamphlet then run away.

slim · 04-21-2008, 09:11 AM

Once I had one of the guys who asks if you're 25 before he starts his spiel (no idea what it was for or why you need to be 25). Anyway, he wouldn't believe that I wasn't 25.

That's the total opposite of what usually happens to me. I don't look my real age, let alone 25. What a cunt.

Bloppin · 04-21-2008, 10:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Laura

And then he high fived me and I missed the train. What a jerk.

I laughed out loud when I read this. Brilliant.

04-18-2008, 02:48 PM	#1 (permalink)
Rudi HULK SMASH! Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 1,274	I agree with your views, just don't fucking approach me in public Seriously. Just now I was walking home and some dickhole in a Greenpeace outfit (complete with a visor, a fucking visor) stopped me, watched me take the earphones from my iPod out, and started trying to talk to me about the plight of whatever. I wasn't rude to him or anything but man it pissed me off. I mean, I have no problem with what Greenpeace does but I don't want to be pulled aside while I go about my business to be nagged about it. Surely this turns people off becoming a member?

04-18-2008, 03:01 PM	#3 (permalink)
wally funk Simpson 10, terrorists 8 Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 469	i was approached by a bloke from greenpeace or amnesty or something a few years ago, and after politely listening for several minutes about why i should spend money on them, only for the last thing he asked 'are you over 21?'. at the time, i wasn't. well fuck you for wasting my last ten minutes! that should be the first thing you ask! __________________ "Benjamin is no-one's friend. If he were an ice-cream flavour, he'd be pralines and dick."

04-20-2008, 10:24 PM	#6 (permalink)
wally funk Simpson 10, terrorists 8 Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 469	if they recruit any of the seven people that live in strathewen, that'll be called a success. __________________ "Benjamin is no-one's friend. If he were an ice-cream flavour, he'd be pralines and dick."

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04-18-2008, 02:57 PM	#2 (permalink)
slim Forum Angerator Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 2,048	They also hire hot chicks to do their bidding. That is NOT FAIR!

04-18-2008, 04:20 PM	#4 (permalink)
Hard Justice Stan PRESSURE POINT! Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 1,571	I find that saying something to the effects that they're preaching to the converted. Maybe even lie and say you're a Greenpeace member and try doing a 'secret handshake' with him. When he's completely confused you can accuse him of not being a Greenpeace member.

04-20-2008, 06:41 PM	#5 (permalink)
Bloppin That guy who likes Sonic Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 88	While we're on the topic of being buggef by people, I hear a rumour that Jehovah's Wintesses have begun to stalk Strathewen! While this is bad news for everyone here, you've gotta admire their commitment to thier religion...

04-21-2008, 04:16 AM	#7 (permalink)
slim Forum Angerator Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 2,048	I hope somebody shoots them.

04-21-2008, 07:50 AM	#8 (permalink)
Laura Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 167	A guy approached me once and started asking all these seemingly random questions about my health, age etc. Took a couple of minutes for him to get to the point...'Well you can donate blood!'. I said 'I know. I did it last week'. And then he high fived me and I missed the train. What a jerk. I don't think you should shoot Jehovah's witnesses. In my experience they generally just give you a pamphlet then run away.

04-21-2008, 09:11 AM	#9 (permalink)
slim Forum Angerator Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 2,048	Once I had one of the guys who asks if you're 25 before he starts his spiel (no idea what it was for or why you need to be 25). Anyway, he wouldn't believe that I wasn't 25. That's the total opposite of what usually happens to me. I don't look my real age, let alone 25. What a cunt.