Intrusion

[Anonymous]

Today I was relaxing in my room after a 3 hour car ride. All of a sudden, my older brother just bursts into my room. He broke part of my door frame (which I had just recently fixed) and immediately starts searching my room for a shirt he lost. The irony is, he happened to be wearing one of MY shirts. I told him not to come into my room unannounced and to take off the shirt he had stolen from me. He simply mocked me and walked away to his room; still in search of his shirt! I continued to chastise him, but he acted as if I was telling him a bad joke. Lo and behold, my brother found his shirt in HIS room. He took off my shirt and put on the one he found. Then he just walked away without apologizing or even taking me seriously.

[LedZap]

Here's what you do...

#1 Place a sheet of white paper (or a paper towel) on a flat surface. Purchase a bunch of Maple seeds.


#2 Hold a maple seed in each hand, grasping the "propeller" end between thumb and forefinger.

#3 Let the seed pod end hang down towards the paper.

#4 Now rub the seed pods against each other over the sheet of paper and notice that the sliver-y hairs that coat the seed pods will loosen and fall to the paper.

#5 Do this with a few dozen seeds and the result is a teaspoon of slivers, which is the ingredient of the commercially available itching powder. A little goes a long way!

#6 You could also try scraping the hairs off with a razor blade, but the rubbing method described above works best. Not only do you have to worry about scraping away too much of the seedpod itself, you risked cutting up your fingers with the sharp blade. The simplest methods are often the best.

#7 The catalog say to pour a small amount of itching powder down the victim's back and he/she will be scratching for quite some time. But I think you should sprinkle some inside his favorite shirt.

#8 It would be a good idea to store your itching powder in a resealable bag or envelope. The more the sliver-like hairs dry, the better your "powder" should be.

[Anonymous]

I like the way you think. But I wouldn't stop at his shirt, chances are, I'd dump that shit all over his clothing

[4.cerealz]

I like the way you think. But I wouldn't stop at his shirt, chances are, I'd dump that shit all over his clothing

piss in his shoes.

it's childish, but i know from personal experience (second-hand - i'm a girl and would never squat over a pair of sneakers) that it works as a great way to get back at someone.

[vigilante]

Here's what you do...

#1 Place a sheet of white paper (or a paper towel) on a flat surface. Purchase a bunch of Maple seeds.


#2 Hold a maple seed in each hand, grasping the "propeller" end between thumb and forefinger.

#3 Let the seed pod end hang down towards the paper.

#4 Now rub the seed pods against each other over the sheet of paper and notice that the sliver-y hairs that coat the seed pods will loosen and fall to the paper.

#5 Do this with a few dozen seeds and the result is a teaspoon of slivers, which is the ingredient of the commercially available itching powder. A little goes a long way!

#6 You could also try scraping the hairs off with a razor blade, but the rubbing method described above works best. Not only do you have to worry about scraping away too much of the seedpod itself, you risked cutting up your fingers with the sharp blade. The simplest methods are often the best.

#7 The catalog say to pour a small amount of itching powder down the victim's back and he/she will be scratching for quite some time. But I think you should sprinkle some inside his favorite shirt.

#8 It would be a good idea to store your itching powder in a resealable bag or envelope. The more the sliver-like hairs dry, the better your "powder" should be.

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Raze]

Today I was relaxing in my room after a 3 hour car ride. All of a sudden, my older brother just bursts into my room. He broke part of my door frame (which I had just recently fixed) and immediately starts searching my room for a shirt he lost. The irony is, he happened to be wearing one of MY shirts. I told him not to come into my room unannounced and to take off the shirt he had stolen from me. He simply mocked me and walked away to his room; still in search of his shirt! I continued to chastise him, but he acted as if I was telling him a bad joke. Lo and behold, my brother found his shirt in HIS room. He took off my shirt and put on the one he found. Then he just walked away without apologizing or even taking me seriously.

You should have hit the bastard! Why didnīt you?!