my fucking dog

[H.S.T]

i like to start i love my dogs
ive had 2 they both lived to the old age of 15 i grew up with them they were my best friends where ever i go my dog followed.

when my dog died i took a few days of work looking for a new dog at the pound in north melb.. i got new dog two years old..

and he is bad to the bone. he rips shiut up the back yard is fucked i got him a friend to play with so that stopped.

But i also have my sisters old cat she is 21 years old and cant jump any higher than 100mm. so the cat food has to be on the ground where u guessed it my new dog can reach and does so about 5 times a week. he eats all the fucking cat food it shits me to tears i go off at him scream at him hit him on the arse with the paper but he doesnt care. he still fucking does it. it being goin of for about 5 months. im not cutting another cat door in the laundry he can fucking learn not to eat the cat food. if i can walk him every day take him to dog school he can fucking well do one thing for me.

so now its stage two ill get tougher. i found him in the act and dragedd him out by the collar.

well i feel better now.

[4.cerealz]

i like to start i love my dogs
ive had 2 they both lived to the old age of 15 i grew up with them they were my best friends where ever i go my dog followed.

when my dog died i took a few days of work looking for a new dog at the pound in north melb.. i got new dog two years old..

and he is bad to the bone. he rips shiut up the back yard is fucked i got him a friend to play with so that stopped.

But i also have my sisters old cat she is 21 years old and cant jump any higher than 100mm. so the cat food has to be on the ground where u guessed it my new dog can reach and does so about 5 times a week. he eats all the fucking cat food it shits me to tears i go off at him scream at him hit him on the arse with the paper but he doesnt care. he still fucking does it. it being goin of for about 5 months. im not cutting another cat door in the laundry he can fucking learn not to eat the cat food. if i can walk him every day take him to dog school he can fucking well do one thing for me.

so now its stage two ill get tougher. i found him in the act and dragedd him out by the collar.

well i feel better now.

you obviously know nothing about dog training.

by the time you've found out what your dog has done and beat him on the backside for it, he's already forgotten what it is that he did to piss you off. so instead of thinking "wow, jesus, i should NOT do that again," he's thinking "what a fucking maladjusted twat i have for an owner. get some motherfucking prozac, chrisssakes."

spend some fucking time with your dog and try to train him that way (which, most dogs who AREN'T retarded can learn to do whatever you ask them with a few minutes of training a day) instead of trying to distract him or abuse him. after all, he's a FUCKING ANIMAL, he's not going to do what you ask just because YOU ASKED.

the next time you catch him in the act, use a spraybottle with clean water in it and give him a few spritzes over his head while saying, "NO." then praise him when he stops. a little bit of repetition, and all you will have to do is set the water bottle in sight of the cat's food for him to get the fucking picture.

BEATING AN ANIMAL NEVER WORKS. neither does turning into winnebago-man on it. don't you ever watch animal planet? christ.