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After my first „Ruffy's thoughts on:...“ you might think now: Golly! Who is that stupid bastard that fabricates written feces like a giant octopus on speed that's working on a conveyor belt who talks about people like they aren't worth a shit. Well, hello there, I'm Ruffy, the guy who can complain about almost anything while having a wank on all this metaphorical crap he's writing. And I'm saying things like this because a) I'm right, and b) I'M RIGHT, YOU DIMWIT! A person's life as well as the person himself isn't even worth a shit nowadays, that's a fucking fact. Nobody cares about the little boy in south-west Africa who's dying of starvation right now because all the people that matter are a bunch of retarded wankers being worshipped by retarded wankers. Here's an example: Half of the world was on a pseudo-holy, shitty-ethical crusade against Michael Jackson a couple of years ago because the M.A.S.S. (Mutually Accepted Shitty Socials) assumed that he was banging children on his theme-park-ish conglomerate of bowel movement called The Neverland Ranch. Now that he's dead everyone suddenly buys his crappy albums like a huge crowd of zombies, thinking they might find a brain and some bowels under the jewel case. That's what I call the „Jesus Syndrome“. According to the most popular fantasy book of the world, the Bible, only a few gave a damn about Jesus but after he died and was resurrected and all that bloody, stupid nonsense, the whole world was crazy about that bugger like he was some kind of an emo-band lead-singer. Really, the Bible's plot is so full of bullshit that even the Harry Potter novels have more value to me than this piece of paper that should be used by weed-smokers to roll their joints. You might ask now what all of this silly crap has to do with youth culture and here's the answer. Nothing! Absolutely nothing! I just wanted to have a go on Pedo Michael and Christianity before I actually get to the point.
With a term like „youth“ being just a synonym for „big, fat, ass-ripping bullshit“ and a term like „culture“ which is as undefinable as the several pieces of vomit that even the really great authors of past times would scratch their heads and tell you to fuck off if asked for a definition, you could as well just compare the manure lying on the field outside your house with your own excrements. It's all shit, different kinds of shit, but in general it's shit. Now I bet you wanna have a go on me saying „Ruffy, you dimwitted retard, there IS a definition for culture, for example that of Aleida Assman, defining it as monumental...“ and then I would cut your throat in the middle of the sentence, drag you to the next „Whatsoever Idol“ audition, forcing you to sing while pointing a gun at your back, before I tell you to bugger off because you just try to be a smart ass using wikipedia to impress me. I know all this stuff because I FUCKING STUDY IT. So shut up and read. Trust me, there is no clear definition for culture. So „Youth Culture“ as a whole stinks even more than each of these terms by it's own, but then again it's not as easy as that.
I remember when I was a young innocent sport and all that mattered for me was hanging outside, exploring fields and being the hero of my own fantasy worlds. I just enjoyed being a kid and so did my friends. But obviously things have changed so drastically in the last few years and I didn't even notice... like World War III broke out but I didn't know because I had a several-years-long vacation on „I-Don't-Give-A-Fuck-Island“. I thought the youth in my teenager years has already been rotten with all that „I'm cool because I smoke cigarettes at the age of 13“ bullshit, but JOLLY! has it become even more rotten nowadays. When I step out of my flat in the morning I can see kids not older than 10 walking to school with a beer bottle in their hands and a fag in their mouth. And since beating the crap out of those little bastards is forbidden by law the only thing I can do is shaking my head or drop balloons filled with my own urine from my balcony on their heads... which is actually quite fun at times. And there we are at the middle of the third paragraph and at the middle of the actual discussion. I don't want to extend my not-so-witty argumentation on all the fields of the rotten shittiness the youth came up with in the last years and rather concentrate on what pisses me off most. While I was playing with yoyos and couldn't care less what's hanging there between my legs the youth of today is quite busy with fucking up their childhood and teenage years with sex and drugs. Let me put it like this: If you are a 12-year-old boy and haven't had sex by now then HOLY SHIT! IT'S ABOUT TIME, MATE! and if you are a girl in the same situation then you are probably the last fucking virgin in your classroom. And if you really happen to be none of the above... I sure feel pity for you, because that makes you an outsider who is so far in the outskirts of Loser-Country that you are probably able to suck the shit out of your own arse because your spine was crushed by all the beating-up and mobbing you received, unless... yeah, unless you are so far from giving a shit about all this because you are on all the fucked-up stuff you can get on the drug market. I've seen so many precious teenage years crumble by the spotless power of that mind-enhancing shit that it hurts my balls so hard that I surely am able to sing like all of Scissor Sisters altogether by now. My own cousin fucked it all up just by smoking weed 24/7 since she was 13. She is 20 now and finally got rid of her mind-fucking stupidity and starts to do things she could have done years before... like finishing school, goddammit! And though I want to laugh at her for losing 7 whole years and say „Serves you right, bitch, for being a walking 170 cm of filth for so long!“, I can only feel the utmost pity for her.
If you are not as dumb as I assume you are, dear teenage reader, then you might realise that I relate heavily to my first „Thoughts on...“ because the girl I was cursing there has been such a teeny-whore as well and I think that excursus is necessary. So if you are bored by this literal outburst of diarrhea, you can go and play with yourself now... back to the point. There's really nothing wrong with having your first sexual experience somewhere around the age of 15, but the problem is that by that age most of the teenies already made experiences close to the three-digit-area and the 5% of upright, honest and loving men out there feel quite uneasy knowing that their girl was jumping around Cockland with a big stamp in her hand marking all the cocks she had ingested into herself. And having an imaginary number on your cock is shit, stupid, pointless shit and on top of that... it sucks balls! If you have the impression that I, being the merciless bastard that I am, just have a go on girls then... you are obviously right. So lets correct that mistake by saying boys are no better and almost every little teenage sucker spends nearly all of his time to plot how to get his next fuck-victim. At this point, I also want to relate to the movie „Kids“ which absolutely shows the bare, naked, in-your-face-bitch! truth and keeps me contemplating for years by now. And I keep asking myself... is it really necessary togive up childhood so early for the sake of a gooddamn fuck or of being high for some hours? Maybe you can tell me the answer because it seems that I'm too stupid to find it by myself.
So here's the utterly incompetent conclusion: Youth truly is rotten these days and I surely am scared of raising my own kids one day because as a parent you obviously can't prevent your kids from drifting into that sick youngster-society which is all over the shit-loaded place called earth. The only thing you can possibly do is to hope that your children might be smart enough to discover morale and personal ethics by themselves... and hopefully these won't be as small as Michael Moore's penis. So if you are one of these teenage bastards and whores, and I take a wild guess and assume that at least 50% of the people who read this shit fall into that category, then I have quite some words for you: You have a fucking lifetime ahead of you, so don't fuck everything up by fucking around or fucking your mind with substances probably created by fucking guys who rubbed their balls with dead hedgehogs and then figured out that there are better ways to destroy your bodies (I'm very aware of the amount I used the f-word in that sentence!). Enjoy your childhood 'cause things will never be so simple again afterwards, you little punks!! Lastly, don't pass my flat if you can avoid it because after finishing this bullshit I'm gonna prepare the next urine-bombs and they surely are just waiting for you!
Note: If you feel like suffering from „Jesus Syndrome“ you might talk to your local GP or psychiatrist who will be glad to tell you that you should not believe all that crap which is on the net!
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