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    Well i had a tummy ache during the night so i only got a lil bit of sleep. Took about 4 ibuprofen and that took me to the moon.

    I got up early and went for a nice morning cycle to the gym where i pumped the guns - somethin that annoys me is the guys that unneccesarily strut around naked, they're usually fat and old, noone, and i mean NOONE wants to see your meat my friends.

    The gym is located in a retail park directly opposite a McDonals and a KFC, this totally sucks! But today i was strong and i went home hungry to find we had no food in the house. Jeeeeeeesuzzzz.

    So i went round to the shop and got some Bachelor Super Noodles.
    I'd forgotten how awesome they were. Got 3 packs! :P

    A good day so far..

    How was yooooooour day furious 4ft lady?

    xXx
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    Quote Originally Posted by jackmcdonald5 View Post
    Well i had a tummy ache during the night so i only got a lil bit of sleep. Took about 4 ibuprofen and that took me to the moon.

    I got up early and went for a nice morning cycle to the gym where i pumped the guns - somethin that annoys me is the guys that unneccesarily strut around naked, they're usually fat and old, noone, and i mean NOONE wants to see your meat my friends.

    The gym is located in a retail park directly opposite a McDonals and a KFC, this totally sucks! But today i was strong and i went home hungry to find we had no food in the house. Jeeeeeeesuzzzz.

    So i went round to the shop and got some Bachelor Super Noodles.
    I'd forgotten how awesome they were. Got 3 packs! :P

    A good day so far..

    How was yooooooour day furious 4ft lady?

    xXx
    Holy hell! The same thing happened to me last night!! I was done with my workout, and I walked into the locker room to get my stuff. Right by my locker, there was a hefty, middle aged red headed woman that was sitting BARE ASS NAKED. I kept walking into where the bathrooms were, and I could hear her just sitting there talking to her friend. About a minute later, I walked back in, and she still hadn't put any clothes on.

    REALLY??? Come ON man! So gross! After about 10 ten minutes she finally got dressed. I really should have said something, but I took comfort in the fact that the bottom of my nasty shoe was sitting there 45 minutes earlier and whatever was on the bottom of it was now swimming around in her pussy crack.


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    Cunning Linguist jackmcdonald5's Avatar
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    Ewwwww yucky!

    Yeah, people at the gym are animals here.
    Some guys even do that ass flossing thing with their towel right in front of you!!

    I'm going to a party tonight! Yay!
    But there's gonna be a big fight..oh noooo!
    ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ

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