The Telephone (it still works)

LedZap · 06-23-2009, 09:20 AM

I got this from the Internet today..................

I know with the advent of instant messaging, Skype and Twitter there are a many new ways for people to communicate. But the phone still works. Did you hear what happened to Perez Hilton this weekend? He was allegedly assaulted by Will.i.am (from The Black Eyed Peas) and his tour manager. He then proceeded to tweet he needed help and wanted the police to come immediately. Apparently the police didn't come and he continued to tweet for police assistance. You know why the police didn't come, Perez? Because the police still use the telephone. They don't tweet, you retard! You can't tweet crimes to the police. They are too busy locking up murderers and rapists to check their blackberry for tweets. "OMFG, Perez tweeted he needs help, lets drop everything and run to his side. Framing this black man for drug crimes can wait, lets just go help Perez!" Get real! Maybe if you stopped antagonizing celebrities this wouldn't happen?

If I upset you Perez, I'm not sorry. Tweet about it. Blog about it. Clearly, I am not worried about you inflicting any physical pain on me.

Strife · 06-23-2009, 09:38 AM

Haha great post, Zap.

slim · 07-03-2009, 11:11 PM

Agreed. I now have to back read a whole two weeks worth of VYA.

fourftofury · 07-04-2009, 02:02 AM

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Originally Posted by slim

Agreed. I now have to back read a whole two weeks worth of VYA.

Where'd you go buster!?!?

jackmcdonald5 · 07-04-2009, 03:35 AM

I don't know why but i've become really accustomed to texts rather than phone calls.
I guess its weird but i always feel akward on the blower..

It's actually at the point where i purposely miss calls and then text back saying whats up..

Perez is a cock though!
And Twitter, Twitter is just a cesspit of idiotic drivel spouted from the minds of self-obsessed morons....and Stephen Fry...

slim · 07-04-2009, 12:38 PM

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Originally Posted by fourftofury

Where'd you go buster!?!?

I was in Central Australia, sampling the delights of Northern Territory draught and eating roo and emu. Also doing a shitload of nature walks and stuff. It was pretty good.

06-23-2009, 09:20 AM	#1 (permalink)
LedZap Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Florida Posts: 239	The Telephone (it still works) The Telephone (it still works) I got this from the Internet today.................. I know with the advent of instant messaging, Skype and Twitter there are a many new ways for people to communicate. But the phone still works. Did you hear what happened to Perez Hilton this weekend? He was allegedly assaulted by Will.i.am (from The Black Eyed Peas) and his tour manager. He then proceeded to tweet he needed help and wanted the police to come immediately. Apparently the police didn't come and he continued to tweet for police assistance. You know why the police didn't come, Perez? Because the police still use the telephone. They don't tweet, you retard! You can't tweet crimes to the police. They are too busy locking up murderers and rapists to check their blackberry for tweets. "OMFG, Perez tweeted he needs help, lets drop everything and run to his side. Framing this black man for drug crimes can wait, lets just go help Perez!" Get real! Maybe if you stopped antagonizing celebrities this wouldn't happen? If I upset you Perez, I'm not sorry. Tweet about it. Blog about it. Clearly, I am not worried about you inflicting any physical pain on me.

07-04-2009, 03:35 AM	#5 (permalink)
jackmcdonald5 Cunning Linguist Join Date: May 2009 Location: In ze dark........ Perth, Scotland. Posts: 189	I don't know why but i've become really accustomed to texts rather than phone calls. I guess its weird but i always feel akward on the blower.. It's actually at the point where i purposely miss calls and then text back saying whats up.. Perez is a cock though! And Twitter, Twitter is just a cesspit of idiotic drivel spouted from the minds of self-obsessed morons....and Stephen Fry... __________________ ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ

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06-23-2009, 09:38 AM	#2 (permalink)
Strife Space Adventurer Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Melbourne Posts: 1,702	Haha great post, Zap.

07-03-2009, 11:11 PM	#3 (permalink)
slim Forum Angerator Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 2,048	Agreed. I now have to back read a whole two weeks worth of VYA.