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AngryGoat · 08-21-2007, 12:25 AM

Props to Jimmy for making, obviously, the most popular thread of all time, 'matt tilley is gay'...

slim · 08-21-2007, 12:28 AM

Fuck that's awesome. I really fucking hate Matt Tilley the cunt. Also, "girls in the toilet" made me laugh really hard.

Rudi · 08-21-2007, 01:09 AM

hahahaha girl in the toilet

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha be a pornstar quiz

that's so fucking hilarious, seriously on so many levels. think about it. a girl is considering being a porn star. her thought process is "man i bet the internet has some good how-to guides. actually nah that sounds too involved. i'll see if there's like a short seven question quiz that tells me if i have what it takes to be a porn star!"

Strife · 08-21-2007, 11:10 AM

hahaha. gold.

Strife · 08-21-2007, 11:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rudi

that's so fucking hilarious, seriously on so many levels. think about it. a girl is considering being a porn star. her thought process is "man i bet the internet has some good how-to guides. actually nah that sounds too involved. i'll see if there's like a short seven question quiz that tells me if i have what it takes to be a porn star!"

Do you have what it takes to be a porn star? Take this quiz and find out!

1) Do you have big boobs?

2) Are you relatively attractive (at least a 7 out of 10)?

3) Are you willing to do basically everything sexually?

If you answered "yes" to all three questions:
Congratulations! You have what it takes to make it in the world of professional pornography!

If you answered "no" to any or all three of the questions:
Congratulations! You have what it takes to make it the world of amateur pornography!

AngryGoat · 08-21-2007, 11:50 AM

It'll have to be a little indepth than that...

a) big boobs?
yes - pornstar
no -- b) will you swallow always?
no - no chance
yes - c) are you smokin hot?
yes - yes
no - d) will you atleast gargle the cum before you swallow?
yes - yes
etc

Strife · 08-21-2007, 01:16 PM

My point was that it doesn't take a whole lot to become a porn star. You pretty much need to be cool with the moral depravity, and that's it.

Anyway, your questions are hardly more in depth, considering that the only thing you added was swallowing. Most porn stars don't swallow. Instead they just rub it all over their face. And it was covered in question 3.

Hard Justice Stan · 08-21-2007, 05:15 PM

1) Do you have low self esteem?

AngryGoat · 11-22-2007, 09:31 AM

What is it with the muppets?

Hard Justice Stan · 11-22-2007, 09:51 AM

I once did an image search once for Janice when Laura said that Bree from Big Brother looks like her. I'm pretty sure my search term was 'janice muppets'. There weren't too many pictures of her so I guess when someone does search for Janice they end up here.

I love that people search for 'anger forum' and 'anger vent'.

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AngryGoat The Predator Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 1,475	Google Analytics.... Props to Jimmy for making, obviously, the most popular thread of all time, 'matt tilley is gay'... Attached Images

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Strife Space Adventurer Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Melbourne Posts: 1,702	hahaha. gold. __________________ Smoke me a kipper, I'll me back for breakfast.

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Strife Space Adventurer Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Melbourne Posts: 1,702	My point was that it doesn't take a whole lot to become a porn star. You pretty much need to be cool with the moral depravity, and that's it. Anyway, your questions are hardly more in depth, considering that the only thing you added was swallowing. Most porn stars don't swallow. Instead they just rub it all over their face. And it was covered in question 3. __________________ Smoke me a kipper, I'll me back for breakfast.

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08-21-2007, 12:28 AM	#2 (permalink)
slim Forum Angerator Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 2,048	Fuck that's awesome. I really fucking hate Matt Tilley the cunt. Also, "girls in the toilet" made me laugh really hard.

08-21-2007, 01:09 AM	#3 (permalink)
Rudi HULK SMASH! Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 1,274	hahahaha girl in the toilet hahahahahahahahahahahahaha be a pornstar quiz that's so fucking hilarious, seriously on so many levels. think about it. a girl is considering being a porn star. her thought process is "man i bet the internet has some good how-to guides. actually nah that sounds too involved. i'll see if there's like a short seven question quiz that tells me if i have what it takes to be a porn star!"

08-21-2007, 11:50 AM	#6 (permalink)
AngryGoat The Predator Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 1,475	It'll have to be a little indepth than that... a) big boobs? yes - pornstar no -- b) will you swallow always? no - no chance yes - c) are you smokin hot? yes - yes no - d) will you atleast gargle the cum before you swallow? yes - yes etc

08-21-2007, 05:15 PM	#8 (permalink)
Hard Justice Stan PRESSURE POINT! Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 1,571	1) Do you have low self esteem?

11-22-2007, 09:51 AM	#10 (permalink)
Hard Justice Stan PRESSURE POINT! Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 1,571	I once did an image search once for Janice when Laura said that Bree from Big Brother looks like her. I'm pretty sure my search term was 'janice muppets'. There weren't too many pictures of her so I guess when someone does search for Janice they end up here. I love that people search for 'anger forum' and 'anger vent'.