Dumbest bloke ever

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My vote for the dumbest bloke ever goes to this bloke:-




Michal Newman, 36, jumped into the crocodile's pen at a Broome wildlife park on Monday night and was bitten on the leg.

He suffered serious leg injuries and underwent surgery yesterday.

Mr Newman, who was under the influence of alcohol at the time of the attack, says he just wanted to pat the massive reptile.

"I thought to myself, well I will jump the fence and go from behind its tail and pat it and sit on its back," he said.

"Within like one split second - before I even slightly touched its back - it already had me by my leg

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Another candidate for the dumbest bloke ever:-

AN Indian man cheated death after a swallowing a highly poisonous snake for a bet worth just a couple of dollars.
Zaver Rathod, 35, killed the reptile by hurling stones at it after it bit one of his friends in Surat, in the eastern state of Gujurat, The Times of India reported today.

Egged on by his companions, the farm labourer then consumed the entire snake raw for a 100 Rupee bet ($2.42).

However, he soon fell violently ill and was rushed to the hospital yesterday with severe nausea and vomiting.

Doctors managed to remove the contents of his stomach before the snake's venom could enter his blood stream, which would almost certainly have proved fatal.

Mr Rathod fled today to escape the glare of the Indian media, as reporters descended on the hospital to interview him.

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You can eat poisonous snakes, just not the head. Dipshit

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Our third candidate is Slim. How dumb can you be for taking such easy bait? fatboy