Jetstar introduces new super cattle class...

[Agent Provocateur]

Just when you thought Jetstar couldn't get any shitter then they already are they managed to find a way....

The all new Super cattle class is enough to make you never fly again....

Leg room...There is none...They have sqashed the rows so tightly together that if you're taller then about 5foot 5 your knees will be squashed against the seat in front....

The seats feel like they are at less then 90 degrees...Fuck it's uncomfortable

Seats that recline...there are none....There is no button to recline the seat...I asked the flight attendant where the button was to reline the seat...
This was her exact words..."This is a brand new plane and they haven't put the buttons in yet"...And yes she kept a straight face....
We all burst out laughing

The food is worse then ever...I ordered a sandwich...It was fresh...About 3 days ago when it was made

On landing in Melbourne we got to the gate and the plane had stopped...About six of us immediately got out of our seats to stretch...The flight attendant had a fit saying "You can't get up till the seat belt sign is off"...So I replied, "We can and we did"....

Edit to add...
Am sitting at Tulla now waiting to go back home....Well worth the 3 hours to sit around waiting for a Qantas flight....

[True Blue]

I'm 1.94m with broad shoulders. The head padding on the jetstar seats in economy dig into the middle of my back, my shoulders encroach on the person next to me. I hardly fit in the 18inch space between seats. My knees are so wide apart, that my balls hang out of my shorts. My head looks over the top of all the seats and is unsupported. I have flown on many airlines including a Peruvian military troop carrier where we sat on benches, strapped in. But nothing is as uncomfortable as Jetstar on three hour flight to Cairns

[slim]

You either have an abnormally pendulous scrotum, or you need to stop wearing footy shorts on planes.

[Strife]

You either have an abnormally pendulous scrotum, or you need to stop wearing footy shorts on planes.

Hahaha. That post made me laugh pretty hard.

[True Blue]

thanks girls....for giving it a shot, and having a laugh at my expense, on what is a worthwhile topic of discussion. You may find it hard to believe my pre-pubescent friends, but when you get older, and start to get hairs on your chest, your balls do drop!

Be patient. One day you two can express your love for each other in an other way.

[LedZap]

Well , Ryanair was trying to out do Jetstar. They had a great idea , stand up seating , where they could really pack you in. But Boeing shot that idea down. Jetstar's still number 1.

Standup Seats | Airline Reporter

[Agent Provocateur]

thanks girls....for giving it a shot, and having a laugh at my expense, on what is a worthwhile topic of discussion. You may find it hard to believe my pre-pubescent friends, but when you get older, and start to get hairs on your chest, your balls do drop!

Be patient. One day you two can express your love for each other in an other way.

Errrr....NO...So long as they both have dicks they can only give each other up the arse...Though it's possible that strife may go in for the operation at some stage...