01-07-2010, 11:36 PM
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The Sheep Reaper
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Broome WA
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Have you ever fucked your friends girls mum?
well? maybe you were at a party your mate invited you to. happens to be a pool there lots of piss like 3 eskys full and did i mention a pool? oh yeah and his girlfriends mum is there...sure there are some uni girls there but there boring & your pretty drunk and the girlfriends mum has sat between you and another mate..she wants a beer..why not while she reaches over your lap and has a swig of yours! Would you consider this an awkward moment? or too pissed to give a fuck? maybe your just a horny prick & would root anything on 2 legs with a bit of fluff?? or maybe you were just pissed! so she gets pretty chat and when she gets up & goes for a piss you ask your mate your sitting next to "obviously not the one whos girlfriends mum it is" what he thinks of her & he says sure she is not too bad for a old bird i can see where her daughter gets the tits from id slip one up her, thus fortifying your previous feelings of being a horny prick. when she gets back your a lot chattier maybe because you now think you have competition with your mate or maybe because that was all the nudge you needed. so the alcohol flows she brushes your leg a few times, people start to leave she stands up grabs your hand and says your coming home with me! "OK" hah yes ok so you walk through the bronx to her swell house where she fucking damn near rapes you like she was going to never have the opportunity to fuck a young bloke again and then you wake up! now that shit is awkward... especially when she has a flatmate her age who is looking at you like she wants to go next and the dog is sniffing your crotch smelling the stains of sex meh then you have to make some conversation and unfortunately there is no beer in the fridge and you have to ask for a lift home! shame no i have no shame. However i did work with her daughters boyfriend & everybody found out & for no shit like 2 months it was mum jokes & my mate sure copped it especialy didint like it when i called him son! heh. maybe some of you have a passion for older woman not that im saying i like ancient old things and not that im saying she was an ancient old thing but definately older! thats for sure & have you ever been asked if you were a whore for being a good kisser at apparently such a young age hah!! funny fucking shit so if you punks have any similar stories please share!
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01-08-2010, 07:28 PM
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Realist
Join Date: Nov 2008
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LOL..Here in Aus we fill the bath tub with ice and restock the bath with cans and stubbys regularly during the night 
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01-09-2010, 10:31 AM
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The Sheep Reaper
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Broome WA
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big feckers
we got big fuck off eskys here in the tropics of broome
 you seen those big fuggers on the fishing boats, them ones but i shall remember the bath next time could just chuck them big blocks of ice in the pool actualy till it was right temp heh and on a bonus side any girls who entered would have eye stabbing hard nipples yayyaa
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01-25-2010, 04:52 AM
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