Wacco Jacko dead....

**Agent Provocateur** · 06-26-2009, 06:12 PM

Hooray!!!!....Michael Jackson is dead....Means one less kid fucker in the world

**Agent Provocateur** · 06-26-2009, 06:14 PM

Got this today by sms....

Q.What did Michael Jackson enjoy the most about having sex with twentyeight year olds??...

A There were twenty of them

**AngryGoat** · 06-26-2009, 09:25 PM

Over fifty kids have offered to identify his body, as they have all seen him stiff before.

**fourftofury** · 06-27-2009, 01:09 AM

Rude.

**jackmcdonald5** · 06-27-2009, 04:00 AM

I heard he died of food poisoning.......Must of been eating 12 year old nuts again...

I heard he didn't have a heart attack, apparently he was in some kindergarden having a stroke...

The debate now is whether he should be buried, cremated or recyled..I guess if he were made into plastic toys kids could play with him for a change.

If he went into cardiac arrest does that still make him a Smooth Criminal?

eeeeeeeeeeeeetc etc

RIP 'n' all that.

**jackmcdonald5** · 06-30-2009, 08:24 AM

Hey did anyone see The Sun newspaper (and i use the term lightly) today?

I had the craziest front page!
It claimed that when Michael Jackson was found he was:

Completely bald.
Bruised with broken ribs and numerous needle marks in his heart.
Full of pills rather than food.
Weighed 8st 1oz.

No other paper had the same story.
Kind of strange right?

**Agent Provocateur** · 06-30-2009, 01:44 PM

Originally Posted by jackmcdonald5

Hey did anyone see The Sun newspaper (and i use the term lightly) today?

I had the craziest front page!
It claimed that when Michael Jackson was found he was:

Completely bald.
Bruised with broken ribs and numerous needle marks in his heart.
Full of pills rather than food.
Weighed 8st 1oz.

No other paper had the same story.
Kind of strange right?

Herald-Sun did here just not on page one.....Page one was used for our biggest ever lotto draw on tonight...$90 million is the guaranteed minimum first prize...