Heat - my biggest enemy

[Anonymous Confessor]

Heat burns me to the bone. It makes me feel like I´m going to dehydrate. When the summer heat waves come I´m so angry. I confess that at times I´d like to go live underground like moles for a month.

[Archer]

I'm with you there. I hate Heat

One minute you're sat there at work, working hard, getting stuff done...

Then.... Pow! (Not Pau)

It's Heat.

All the dumb women (and gay men) vanish to read about some Z list celebrity who was photographed farting in public, or who has suffered a nasty eyelash fracture, thus encouraging the vicious circle of the celebrity obsession that sweeps the nation's idiots.

[Andeck]

Come join me in Norway, you'll never have to worry about heat again.

[Raze]

If you install air conditioning, make sure the heat waves doesn´t flow into the house, hot weather can be combated. Like anti tank weapons can penetrate tank armor, we have invented the means to fight the heat, so spend a little money in air conditioning and close the blinds of your windows if you have any.

[True Blue]

Come to Cooper Pedy, they're all underground, have been for years. There are some residual effects though....be careful what you wish for

[Raze]

Come to Cooper Pedy, they're all underground, have been for years. There are some residual effects though....be careful what you wish for

I might just do that one day when I can spare the cash. Thanks for the tip. By the way, Blue, I edited my post about that rather funny version of me in one of your last threads to make a little more sense and defend myself a little better. True, I´m not employed, but I ain´t the fat guy you think I am and I don´t have a wife or kids, as much as I´d like to.