Jailhouse confession

Anonymous Confessor · 05-20-2010, 07:22 AM

Okay, years ago, there was a girl that came into the jail for setting her grandparents on fire. She was a 19 year old, suburban, fragile type that didn't have any priors, but had been abused mentally and sexually by them for years. Even though she committed a serious crime, she wasn't your average "jailbird" and one look at her told you this chick wasn't gonna make it. Twice a week this girl was being brought to medical for treatment from getting beaten up by the tougher cellies. I got so tired of taking care of this girlie and seeing her get her ass beat, I asked her why she didn't fight them back because if she didn't, she was going to get REALLY jacked up when she goes to prison. She told me, "I can't fight, I don't know how, and I'm not strong, so I can't fight them all." SO, one of the nights she was brought down, I had to steri strip her laceration until the doc came in in the morning to stitch her back together. I told her, "You don't have to be strong OR know how to fight. All you have to do is observe the habits of the toughest girl in your tank and take her down when the timing is right." I told her, "When she goes to pee during or after breakfast when the trays are stacked up on the wall by the toilet, go up near there and hang out for about 2 days. On the third day, wait until she sits on the can and you hear her stream start to flow. Act quick, grab a tray and with all your might, swing it at her head. She will fall off because her pants are around her ankles. When she does, start stomping her and slamming her with the tray. The other bitches won't even TRY to come at you. Just keep stomping her ass until she doesn't move, but don't kill her. DO NOT hit her when she's not peeing, only hit her when you hear the stream START. This will get you locked up in solitary for a bit, but it will carry with you to prison and you'll be allright." The following week, she went to solitary for seriously jacking up the head bitch in her tank. She thanked me when I gave her her meds. The whole damn jail was talking about it for a few weeks after. Nobody ever figured out why the girl "just flipped" like that, but a lot of people agreed she needed to. When she got out of solitary, NOBODY messed with her the whole time she was in. I don't know what became of her when she went to prison, but I think she'll be allright. It still makes me feel good when I think about it.