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Old 02-26-2010, 01:18 PM   #1 (permalink)
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To the wingnut who stole my Obama magnet

I was really angry when I got to my car, which was minding its own business parked in the Barnes & Noble parking lot, and I saw that someone had stolen my precious Obama magnet! I waited more than 2 months for that magnet to come in the mail!!

But then as I was driving home I noticed a small white paper flapping in the breeze under my windshield wiper. I pulled over to retrieve it and it was a sloppily-scribbled, psychotic expression of your wingnut political beliefs. I do not care about your paranoid mental disorder (I quote: "Are you ready to give up your freedom? It's COMING MORON!!")

You stole my magnet. I want it back. I'll give you 24 hours to put it back on my scion, which will be parked there tomorrow... or I will take the scrap of Wells Fargo bank statement you wrote your wing-note on to my friend who works for Wells Fargo. She will scan the barcode on the corner of your note and tell me who you are. And I will come steal something YOU value, perhaps your fingernail clipping collection or John McCain blow-up doll!

You have until sundown Thursday, douchbag!
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Old 02-26-2010, 02:51 PM   #2 (permalink)
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whilst it would be nice if the magnet was returned to you, i'm kind of hoping it doesn't so we can all hear about your bank-related revenge
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Old 02-27-2010, 10:28 AM   #3 (permalink)
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You might have to wait a while wally funk. Click
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Old 02-28-2010, 10:19 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Fuck. How many of our rants are ripped from other sites? And more importantly, why would anyone want to do that?
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Old 05-15-2010, 06:46 PM   #5 (permalink)
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I was really angry when I got to my car, which was minding its own business parked in the Barnes & Noble parking lot, and I saw that someone had stolen my precious Obama magnet! I waited more than 2 months for that magnet to come in the mail!!

But then as I was driving home I noticed a small white paper flapping in the breeze under my windshield wiper. I pulled over to retrieve it and it was a sloppily-scribbled, psychotic expression of your wingnut political beliefs. I do not care about your paranoid mental disorder (I quote: "Are you ready to give up your freedom? It's COMING MORON!!")

You stole my magnet. I want it back. I'll give you 24 hours to put it back on my scion, which will be parked there tomorrow... or I will take the scrap of Wells Fargo bank statement you wrote your wing-note on to my friend who works for Wells Fargo. She will scan the barcode on the corner of your note and tell me who you are. And I will come steal something YOU value, perhaps your fingernail clipping collection or John McCain blow-up doll!

You have until sundown Thursday, douchbag!
jesus fuckin christ...who the fuck are you writing this to?? angry about a fuckin magnet?? like that asshole is going to come on here and read it and put your fuckin magnet back??
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