I finally asked a girl out (If that doesn't give away my identity, I don't know what will), she said Yes. I rejoiced for a day, then the next day, she said that her mom said No. DWUQDNUSA! WHAT THE FUCK?! Why the hell not? "She doesn't know you"... No shit! I don't walk around talking to people so I can date their kids. Wouldn't you be dating me to get to know me? Does your mother not understand dating?
Man... So close. Oh well, maybe next time.


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maybe you can bang the mum then later fuck the daughter now that would be a sweet deal unless her mum looks like a puckered asshole. but for now i guess you have to settle for your best friend the hand hah

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