You want depressing?

[Rudi]

Also, like...why on earth would he be using audio files on his phone to try and pick up women?

[LedZap]

Also, like...why on earth would he be using audio files on his phone to try and pick up women?

I don't know , but he did say "The horse is amazing."

[Goonbag]

It works, so long as you spike their drink first.

[slim]

Is anyone going to comment on Dan's hilarious new username and avatar???

[AngryGoat]

Is anyone going to comment on Dan's hilarious new username and avatar???

Don't know who the avatar is of, or who 'Stan' is.

[Hard Justice Stan]

Stan won Australian Idol. Jimmy is so funny.

[Goonbag]

Might have to change the pressure point part then

[Hard Justice Stan]

There is something I find kind of amusing about that part, even though it makes no sense.

[slim]

I had fully intended to change it all back as soon as someone noticed but I'm kind of enjoying it too, for some reason.

[Goonbag]

Does he remind anyone else of Shrek?