Fucked up Mary

[Anonymous Confessor]

I really fucked up my relationship with the girl I love because I dont know how to control my temper..When I get mad my mouth moves faster then my simple mind thinks and the words I used were ugly mean and hurtfule...And I didnt stop there..I posted a rant called Chubby Fat Ass...just the other day...I will forever regret the pain I caused that girl...I want everyone that reads this to rip my ass for that rant...Call me every name in the book ..and when you run out of names to call me make some up..PLEASE I DESERVE TO HAVE MY ASS KICKED...I know there aint a one of you punk ass bitches that has the balls to step to me for real so let it rip...I've already called you ass fairys out. SO BRING IT...You guys need to hurt me or i'll douse you with gas and set you all on fire...Come on you to Mary...I'm sorry baby...OK now what the fuck???? every one here scared to lay in to me..Mary could be your sister or mother. When I come back here there better be some angry words for me or I'll pee in your butt

[Ebol4]

You're a bitch. You have no friends.
Sorry.

[lorricall]

SO! We have already established that you're an asshole that REALIZES you are an asshole. Next thing to do is establish exactly where you are. You're NOT with Mary. That's a good thing FOR HER. You're in the LOSERS CLUB where you properly belong. Whining and crying over your mistake will get you nowhere you sorry sack of shit. Judging by your actions, we can also determine that you are also in the club of those that like to compound one stupid act with another and another. Being reality based is also an issue for you since you are threatening to dowse us all in gasoline and set us all on fire, AND it is impossible to pee in our butts since we would actually have to hold our assholes open for you to do that. You say none of us have the balls to step to you in real life, yet you post your words ANONYMOUSLY so in actuality, if someone DID have the balls to step to you, they can't. Spelling is also a challenge for you. After all these faults you actually want Mary to come back to you??? You don't DESERVE Mary. You're NO PRIZE. You don't deserve ANYONE. Okay, you can go kill yourself now. That way, you can singlehandedly contribute something POSITIVE to the betterment of mankind!

[Raze]

I donīt mean to pick on anyone, but I get the feeling of deja vu here. So many people are complaining about their relationships and nothing else. Doesnīt anyone have anything else to be angry about?

[Boo!]

Do you think he is still single? I have low self esteem and a high BMI. Please... I am just hanging out for a loser like him to end my drought.

[Goonbag]

Fuck why did I only just see the last post in this thread. That is hilarious. Plus, I could have boned a fatty.

[Archer]

you can borrow Raze's mum if you want.