Inappropriate erections

[Anonymous Confessor]

I fucking hate waking up with a boner that won't go away for ages. I live with my parents and there's been a bunch of times I've had to out of bed to get ready for work or whatever but I've had a giant erection which has made me late. I also hate it when I get wood while using the cardio machines at the gym. Cardio is pretty boring so my eyes tend to wander, and there is generally a hell of a lot of talent wearing skimpy gym clothes. Once I got a hard-on after I'd already been on the machine for like half an hour and was just about to wrap it up, and I ended up having to spend like a fucking hour on the bloody thing.

[fourftofury]

You need to jerk off more. Seriously.

[Andeck]

You need to jerk off more. Seriously.

This

[Hard Justice Stan]

This thread didn't get the props it deserves. Very funny OP.

[Andeck]

I mean, morning wood is natural. Everyone wakes up with a massive hard on now and then, but you gotta control yourself when in public, man

[The mad hillbilly]

Do what FFOF suggested, Handle that shit yo!

[Rudi]

If this thread was made by who I think it was made by I can't imagine they can jerk off any more than they already do.

[slim]

Yeah man, I think it's Strife too.

[Turnip]

Morning wood is a good thing really...shows ur healthy. (sounds odd, lol)

...getting a bonerwhile running/excercising... pretty hard to do without trying. Just don't perv on the bouncies.