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Old 09-26-2009, 08:10 AM   #21 (permalink)
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Good news! There might be sex after all! We've talked a bit, and she said she would rather loose her virginity to someone she knew, and could trust, instead of some random guy at a party or something. I might get laid, and we break up afterwards. How awesome is that?
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Old 09-26-2009, 09:01 AM   #22 (permalink)
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Awesome!! Just jerk off before hand so you don't blow your load in 3 minutes.
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Old 09-26-2009, 10:11 AM   #23 (permalink)
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Sounds like she's a keeper anyway.
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Old 09-26-2009, 10:38 AM   #24 (permalink)
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Awesome!! Just jerk off before hand so you don't blow your load in 3 minutes.
Screw that. Just have sex with her twice.
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Old 09-26-2009, 12:57 PM   #25 (permalink)
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Good news! There might be sex after all! We've talked a bit, and she said she would rather loose her virginity to someone she knew, and could trust, instead of some random guy at a party or something. I might get laid, and we break up afterwards. How awesome is that?
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