Fool me once.....

I snatched a load of clothes out of the dryer and marched them back to the bedroom for folding. I returned only to find one of the Evil Cats curled up inside the dryer enjoying the warmth.
When this happened last year with the same Evil Cat, my ex picked her out of there, held it in her arms and explained (!!!) to it why it shouldn't be in the dryer.
Obviously that didn't work.
I walked over and slammed the door, hit the button and let the dryer go around 3-4 times with the Evil Cat inside, then turned it off and opened the door.
Camoflauge shot out of there yowling and spitting, I laughed and went on about my business.
Problem solved. It will never happen again. Guaranteed.

[slim]

Gotta love animal cruelty.

[jackmcdonald5]

HAHAHAHA!

My mum speaks to her cats, it's so sickening..

"Sasha, NO! How many times have i told you blah blah blah"
"LOLA get away from there now"

I've told her a million times it's the first sign of going senile but she pays me no heed.

I like to make the cats dizzy by spinning them on office chairs.
Do they fuck always land on their feet...

:P

[Hard Justice Stan]

I speak to my cats, but it's usually stuff like, "OHHHH! GET FUCKED, CUNT!" or "OI! FUCK OFF!" and my favourite, "I'll fucking punch you. I swear to fucking God, I'll punch you."

[The mad hillbilly]

Originally Posted by Hard Justice Dan

I speak to my cats, but it's usually stuff like, "OHHHH! GET FUCKED, CUNT!" or "OI! FUCK OFF!" and my favourite, "I'll fucking punch you. I swear to fucking God, I'll punch you."

Do they listen, That's what i'm wondering.

[Hard Justice Stan]

Originally Posted by The mad hillbilly

Do they listen, That's what i'm wondering.

I say the same things to my toaster and remote controls too. It's not about them listening, it's about venting.

Also, they do shit themselves and run out of the room. Doesn't change their behaviours long term though.