[jackmcdonald5]

HAHAHAHA!

My mum speaks to her cats, it's so sickening..

"Sasha, NO! How many times have i told you blah blah blah"
"LOLA get away from there now"

I've told her a million times it's the first sign of going senile but she pays me no heed.

I like to make the cats dizzy by spinning them on office chairs.
Do they fuck always land on their feet...

:P